Having met a number of do-nothing/ain’t done nothin’ life and business coaches through business networking, I am offering my time to provide insight into your situation, and how you might benefit from my breadth and depth of knowledge to become more GIANT in your own reality.

JOTUN’s Allfather, Himself, is a master of manifestation and living one’s dreams. Bachelor’s in Entrepreneurship with a minor in marketing from Northeastern University. Globally published comic-book writer. International comic book publishing company owner. Freelance weirdest writer living by the beach in San Diego. Owner of a trendy live-events bartending service and retail cocktail simple syrup product. Law school graduate. Owner of a law firm. Owner of JOTUN. Father of two Sons and two Dogs. Drives on red dubs. Has three solid gold teeth. Wins at life, and has FUN.

B’ness Winning and Dream Manifesting

AMERICANIME CORPORATION

Google the name, and “Katharsis”, “Bounty Killer”, “Airshell”, “Honor of the Damned”, “Bushido”, and “Drug-Land Security”.

CAPITOL WRITING SERVICES


MIXOLOGY 512

Look on Instagram.

WESTERMAN LAW PLLC

Google it. Tenant rights and eviction defense in central TX


JOTUNpaintball

Check Insta.

GIANT Life & Business Coaching - right here.

Personal Life Stress’n’BS Conquering

SELF-DOUBT

NEGATIVITY FROM HATER-ASS BITCHES

DIVORCE

DAD-BOD

THE MEDIOCRE, SELF-PRESERVING BUREAUCRATS (Rick doesn’t respect them either)

Dreams Presently Being Chased

SCREENWRITING - “Dad” - Entered the “proof of concept” into the 2024 Academy Awards Nicols Fellowship Screenwriting Competition, currently working on the final draft of the full script. | “Hood International” - Completed script entered into the 2024 Austin Film Festival (AFF) Screenwriting Competition, working on a redraft and will enter again next autumn.

JOTUNstreetballFEST - a prospective national paintball and airsoft event schedule beginning in central TX in 2027. While current paintball events often resemble high-school sports tournaments more than anything, the Allfather has a vision for something merrier, cherrier, and totally fucking monster.

the Allfather’s Insight - Pricing & Structure

Value Justification

So why would you pay for consults with what ultimately is just another human being with blood who sucks in air, just like you? Because of the value of my education and experience, uniqueness of my position and character, and because I’m winning. Here are the key bullet points:

  • I have over $500,000 worth of education neatly organized in this labyrinthine brain of mine

  • I’ve singlehandedly founded then CEO’ed slash Captained 4 corporate structures:

    (i) Americanime Corporation, Boston, intellectual property development, international comic-book distribution

    (ii) Gaijin Hentai Corporation, Boston, art direction and production, national distribution through booths at anime conventions

    (iii) Mixology 201, Inc., Austin, a producer of retail organic signature cocktail simple syrups and provider of live-events bartending services

    (iv) Westerman Law, PLLC, one of Central Tejas’ most aggressive and winning-oriented tenant-side tenant v. slumlord law firm.

    (v) JOTUNpaintball, an art’n’apparel producer, speed-oriented paintball and airsoft lifestyle brand, and vehicle for the creative flow of the Allfather, Himself, the DudeBroDad writing this here content at this very GD moment.

Those are the 5 fingers that together comprise the fist of my business experience that I have used to Hulk smash’n’bash my way through the barriers that stood in the way to me realizing, living, and seeing my dreams unfold from within the ether into our very reality, right here, now. No waiting for some afterlife, no procrastinating, as Henry Rollins says, “Don’t think about it, DO IT!”. DO IT! And pay me for unique and valuable insight on how to do it in a more winning and effective way. Fuck you barriers to our dreams, we win. We fucking win.

Rates:

message me on Insta to discuss options, the most common being a 30-minute intake chat.

First we launch into discussing a goal of yours, and consider how you might better achieve it. Then, if you are interested, we discuss options for regular coaching and what level you want, ranging from occasional goal-setting meetings and updates to those plus regular texts and/or phone-calls, or at the upper tier video-conferences and regular contact for the best possible support.

Think of it like hiring someone to be your a$$-kickin’, well-educated, motivational best friend, but one who will keep it real and try and not let you be anything but your best self by holding you accountable, and feeding the hunger of your goals with useful knowledge and experience.

Winning at life alone is hard, and nowadays everyone is so fixated on themselves, even close friends, that they don’t big up those around them. We need the Apollo to our Rocky screaming at us that “There is no Tomorrow!”, as to change tomorrow, you must act today. Do it!

Go Big & Win Hard with GIANTcoaching: Life & Business.